Senior

Founder

Treasurer (February 2013 - Present)

Profit (February 2013 - Present)

Disciple (N/A)

 

Shayne is not funny like the other Profits, and he certainly never will be. The REAL Profits just keep him around because he knows a thing or two about managing money. His interests include writing haikus about food, staring absently into space, and sorting SpaghettiO rings by size.

 

SpaghettiO Rings

You are big, and you are small

Now, I eat you all