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This is the part where we introduce ourselves. Hello internet user. We are the False Profits. You have a lovely home. Should we remove our shoes. No? Are you sure? Ok. Thank you for your hospitality, we didn't want to mess up your oriental rug. Oh, you have a cat? It's fine, we're allergic, but we'll make do.

 

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