Senior

Director of Instruction (April 2014 - Present)

Profit (August 2013 - Present)

Disciple (N/A)

 

Marcie has a big heart and a bigger collection of cute animal photos. She loves cats and playing Sims. After National Geographic rejected her proposal to host and produce "The Cat Whisperer" for the third time, Marcie Maier found herself with an abundance of cats and nowhere to go. Fortunately she encountered the False Profits shortly thereafter, and they entered a symbiotic relationship. She provided them with funny videos of her cats to aid in their comedy while they gave her "friends." In the short bursts of sanity between adoring and worshiping her felines, Marcie occasionally eats food and participates in comedy shows.

 

Marcie and Peter fight over biographies frequently.