Class of 2014

Director of Instruction (December 2013 - April 2014)

Profit (August 2013 - May 2014)

Disciple (N/A)

 

Jordan Hale joined the False Profits with two goals: to make the world laugh, and to prevent the Dark King Cragalor from comsuming the world in his dark inferno. He considers the fact that people have willingly attended False Profits shows and that the world is still here to this day to be evidence that he accomplished both his goals. He considers himself to be the funniest black Profit of all time, which is technically correct. Jordan Hale invented and brought the art of banter to the Profits, and he was crowned Big King Banter during his stay on the troupe. Jordan was let go from the Profits after a painful decapitation incident during Scenes From A Hat. He loved dogs and wizards.