Junior 

Profit (April 2014 - Present)

Disciple (January 2014 - April 2014)

 

Her senior year of high school, Heather Wilson was voted "Most Likely to Try to Save The World (But Give up at Forty and Marry a Very European Bagpipe Player.)" Needless to say, she actually started college passionate about social justice, women's rights, polar bears, and very chick-pea dense chicken salads. Then one day, while looking for a Young Democrats meeting, she stumbled into a comedy troupe audition. It was neither the first nor the last time someone would deem her hyperventilating liberalism "very very amusing."